desperate german

Marsoni

M251S

$30.00

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desperate germanDesperate German is a delightful ride through the absurdities of German fairytales, language, and culture. In this fully illustrated, beautifully crafted hardcover, you'll follow the siblings Hans & Greta as they encounter unreliable trains, mobster grandmothers, and reimagined fairytale characters such as: Snow White, a substance dealing drag queen with her seven twinks. Pinnochio, a wooden "pleasure toy" whose nose grows whenever he's being passive

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My doggie chewed out stairscase, the sofa, my shoes, and would destroy anything labeled pet “tough” toys. This stopped her from destroying!! Soo cool and cleans her teeth too. I got this one as gift for other retriever fams! Super cool. Doesn’t smell bad and its lightweight but durable like crazy.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 30, 2026

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Amazon Customer

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 5

Great Chew Toy

Color: Wrench, Size: 8 Inch

An excellent chew toy for a very hearty chewer.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026

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Concerned Citizen

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 4

Great Toy for Chewers!

Color: Hammer, Size: 7 Inch

This is one of my dog’s favorite toys! He will chew on it for hours. It is durable and takes him a while to make it indistinguishable as a hammer. No smell to it. The rubber bits do come off so I have to check it and make sure he doesn’t eat them.

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Reviewed in the United States on September 10, 2025