Attempted Murder Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$58.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Attempted Murder HoodieTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment

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These are awesome shoes - look great really, really white and clean! Love how comfortable they are - and soooo light. I was a little worried they'd get dirty easily, but I've been able to keep them clean. Fit as expected. If you're looking for a great, comfortable, and affordable shoe, check these out!

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Reviewed in the United States on December 4, 2025

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Jeremy P

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 5

Great shoe, comfort

Size: 11.5, Color: British Tan/Ivry

Love these shoes, they're super comfy. Laces stayed tied all day. I wear them in a business casual environment, or if I'm going out for a nice meal with my wife. They look good, the color is unassuming and neutral. they also elevate my height, I feel like it gives me an inch or so more versus regular shoes. This is my second pair!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026

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marcial ciprian

Lexington, US

★★★★★ 5

Good shoes

Size: 7, Color: British Tan/Ivry, Size: 7, Color: British Tan/Ivry

Look very nice these shoes, speally to go out to dinner with the family, are really light weight, great quelith, and great softness

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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026

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Orande Daring

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

Nice Shoes

Size: 10.5, Color: British Tan/Ivry

Nice pair of shoes for my feet. Fits comfortably and nice cushion when walking. I would buy another pair.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026

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MR. H.

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 5

Super comfortable!

Size: 9, Color: Navy Blazer/Ivor

Some of the most comfortable shoes that I've ever worn/walked in! Super light on my feet. Nice casual looking and comfortable shoe for a reasonable price. I already brought 3 pair.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2026