Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!

Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!

Marsoni

M251S

$14.95

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Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!USA Today Bestseller Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that's okay. From the creator of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once,

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Love this product! I've used witch hazel for a long time as a toner and to help keep acne under control. Thayer's is the brand I've always used and loved. This one is specific for acne and blemishes, so I thought I'd give this blend a try. There is a slight fruit loop smell (it fades quickly!) and I feel like it's slightly sticky (which is not how plain witch hazel feels) but that also goes away as it dries. I use this anywhere on my face, but especially where there are blemishes and acne. It works well, and doesn't seem to adversely react with my rosacea , which is a plus! I let it air dry, then apply my favorite moisturizer. Results come quickly, and I love how clean and fresh and skin feels!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026

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Ragamuffin

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 5

Great Toner!

Style: Blemish Clearing Toner, Size: 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

I have both rosacea and acne. I use this to control my acne breakouts, and it never makes my rosacea flare up. It’s really good toner & I highly recommend it. It has never made me have any sort of rash/breakout/reaction.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026

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Brandy Doudna

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 5

Works

Style: Blemish Clearing Toner, Size: 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

I've had horrible acne issues for the past 2 years since having my daughter. I've tried everything to get rid of it and nothing was working until I tried this stuff! Within 2 days the redness was significantly reduced and I've been having far less issues with my skin. It did cause the skin to purge in the areas I get the most blemishes but that is normal according to Google

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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026