


Definitely Not AgileDefinitely Not Agile developer t shirt. A simple statement for developers and teams who've stopped pretending their six month release cycles qualify as agile. For programmers stuck in organizations that talk agile but operate like waterfall, where sprint planning is just renaming phases. Works when you're tired of methodology theater or prefer honest waterfall to dishonest agile. Minimalist design that says exactly what it says. Straight talk tech
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