Is it F*cking Summer Yet? Chonk

Marsoni

M251S

$44.05

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Is it F*cking Summer Yet? Chonk"Is it fucking summer yet?" said the yawning owlbear as he woke from hibernation. "Is it fucking summer yet?" moaned the shivering bandits as they snuck into camp. "Is it fucking summer yet?" roared the red dragon, cupping his claws around his smoking maw. Unfortunately, it still wasn't fucking summer! This die has the following flaw: A small mark on the 13 edge

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I purchased this product for my dog because it was advertised as indestructible. The second my dog opened the package and put the bear in his mouth the “indestructible bear” was torn apart just below the bear’s head. It was useless and the stuffing was exposed. We had to take the bear from our dog and throw it away. The product was literally destroyed, rendered useless, and unusable in seconds. We had to take the product from our dog fearing he would infest the stuffing which I’m sure would have been harmful to our dog. I have never seen a dog toy that was so easily torn apart and this has never happened to any of the many toys we have purchased and/or given to our dog for play toys. I would rate this product zero stars if possible. Unfortunately one star is the lowest rating you can give when submitting your review. I’m embarrassed I spent money on what truly is junk. We and anyone else should demand a refund for purchasing this product. Sincerely One Disappointed and Disgusted Amazon Prime Member

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Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2024

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Charles Smith

Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 1

It’s not tough at all. Easily destroyed.

Color: 1PC, Color: 1PC

Well after 2 minutes my dog completely destroyed it. That was a waste of money.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026

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Lynette

Draper, US

★★★★★ 2

not indestructible

Color: 1PC

My dog ate through it in 4 days. The bear is not indestructible. It died a very undignified death. I am convinced that my dog was a goat in a past life. He eats everything that is not nailed down.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026

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Stephanie P.

Los Angeles, US

★★★★★ 1

Not worth the money

Color: 1PC, Color: 1PC

DO NOY BUY!! It lasted not even 3 minutes with my 6 year old rottie. She bit right through the nose and pulled out the stuffing. Don't waste your money!! I would give it zero stars if I could!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026

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KATHLEEN PATTERSON

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 1

Not good for an aggressive chewer

Color: 1PC

This toy is not indestructible. My little Aussie had one ear off and its neck cut in less then 6 hours and by the next day he had the foot chewed off. It is cute and he loved it, but it is stuffed and not really safe for an aggressive chewer.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2026