Cynical Affirmations

Marsoni

M251S

$41.00

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Cynical AffirmationsCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt

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These pillows are decent but not amazing. I like that they’re adjustable and come with extra fill, so you can make them softer or firmer depending on how you sleep. The cooling side feels nice at first, but it doesn’t stay super cool all night. They’re comfortable enough, but not a huge upgrade from regular pillows. Good, just not life-changing.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026

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David James

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Qutool double sided cooling pillows

Color: Blue, Size: King(2 Pack)-20'*36', Color: Blue, Size: King(2 Pack)-20'*36'

After letting the pillows sit for 12 hrs they puffed up and feel great Thus far satisfied with our purchase

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026

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Kindle Customer

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 5

Soft and cool.

Color: Cooling Blue Cover, Size: Queen (Pack of 2)

Love this pillow set. Comfortable addition and nice and cool at all times. Going to be great for when the hot weather hits

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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2026

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Anna T

Louisville, US

★★★★★ 5

As advertised for once! Lol

Color: Cooling Blue Cover, Size: Queen (Pack of 2), Color: Cooling Blue Cover, Size: Queen (Pack of 2)

Queen size set of 2 pillows, I'm giving it 5stars first bc it has a good length and width!! If you've ever bought memory foam pillows before you know some are small!! Anyways after having it for 5nights, we loved that me and my huddy could adjust the Thickness amount we had in it to our needs, me needing a thick pillow and my husband needing a flatter one. So this was perfect for that. So far its nice to sleep on, stays cool, doesnt get hot. I would say its on the frimer side but softer the more foam you take out! Really its just good for the amount you spend!! Will it last 10years probably not but what does now a days. This is the only time my huddy n I bought the same pillow and both love it so I'm just still in shock it worked out so well!!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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Lana Cannon

Pawtucket, US

★★★★★ 5

Adjustable pillows

Color: Cooling Blue Cover, Size: Queen (Pack of 2)

I love these because they don't go flat. You can pull out whatever you need to make them comfy for you. They come in two different layers. So you have that protective cover over the main case that holds the memory foam. They're amazing to sleep on. I have had these last for years without going flat. If you hate flat pillows this is the way to go. They are very easy to wash. You just have to separate layers. They are very thick, you can adjust the thickness. Everyone in my house has at least one. They are worth the money. I have never had to replace them, because they went flat.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026