Coochie Monster Tee

Marsoni

M251S

$25.00

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Coochie Monster TeeReady to shut down small talk and make a statement thats as savage as it is hilarious? The I Eat Coochie For Pleasure Tee is the ultimate icebreaker for guys who dont beat around the bush. Featuring a wild, graffiti style design with a mischievous blue monster and a cookie thats anything but innocent, this shirt puts your sense of humor front and center. Crafted from comfy 100% cotton, its perfect for nights out, bachelor parties, or any time youre

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My dogs love these toys. So far they've actually lasted like they claim longer than the other toys that I have purchased. Like I bought a rabbit toy the same time as these two toys and ropes and the rabbit is completely destroyed and these toys are going strong. Pretty freaking cool Recommend 10 out of 10 worth the price.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026

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Bee

Los Angeles, US

★★★★★ 1

Very strong smell!

Size: Medium Chew Stick, Style: Peanut Butter

Comes with extremely strong rubber smell and I am assuming taste. My dog would hardly even sniff it let alone chew on it. I even soaked it in water and baking soda for an hour and still very strong. Disappointed would not recommend. I will not be getting a scented chew again.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2025

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D.V.

Houston, US

★★★★★ 4

Top notch customer service!

Size: Medium Chew Stick, Style: Peanut Butter

My dog is a bit too much of an aggressive chewer for this particular toy. I reached out to playology regarding this and they are sending me a toy that’s better for her!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026

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Xinavee

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 5

Bought often

Size: Medium Chew Stick, Style: Pork Sausage

I buy these regularly for my aggressive chewer dog. His favorite toy to gnaw on.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026

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